Badass Certificates

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If you give me five bucks, I’ll write your name in here, sign it, and email you a scan of it.

Note: If you do not wield testicles, I just draw an arrow and write “(or testicle-equivalent)” in the margin.

$5

Name of Person to Be Certified: