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Judah Maccabee - Jewish warrior leads revolt against the Selucids to avenge the desecration of the holiest temple in his religion.

Jeanne Hachette - Teenage girl who defended her city walls with a hatchet.

Khawla bint al-Azwar - Warrior heroine of the Islamic Conquest.

Hongi Hika - Brutal Maori war chief who collected the heads of his defeated enemies.

Galvarino - When the Spanish cut off his hands, he strapped swords to his stumps and kept fighting.

Shaka Zulu - Merciless warlord who carved out Sub-Sahran Africa's most powerful Empire.

Rani Lakshmibai - Sword-swinging heroine of the 1857 Indian Rebellion against England.

Hervor - Viking shield-maiden and wielder of the magical sword Tyrfing.

Diomedes - Flamethrower-toting epic hero of mythological Greece.

Viriathus - Iberian hero who led the resistance against Rome.

Tlahuicole - Tough Aztec-fighting warrior who chose duty and honor over his own survival.

Tomyris - Warrior-queen of the Massegetae who defeated the most powerful Emperor of the ancient world.

Finn McCool - Legendary Irish warrior and world-reknowned asskicker.

Blenda - A young Swedish girl slaughters an entire army of marauding Vikings.

Yagyu Jubei Mitsuyoshi - Wandering samurai/ninja/pirate of Feudal Japan.

Mai Bhago - Sikh warrior-saint led a group of deserters to bloody redemption.

Geronimo - Apache warrior fought a twenty-five year war against both the U.S. and Mexico.

King David - Poor shepherd killed a giant and became Israel's greatest King.

Beowulf - Mythical monster-killing hero pulled a demon's arm off with his bare hands.

Baba Deep Singh - Not even chopping this guy's head off could stop him from avenging his faith.

Osceola - American Indian who challenged the United States in the age old disagreement between American Indians and white people of the principles of land ownership.

Taira no Masakado - The First Samurai's fury was so implacable that he continued to rage even after he was decapitated.

Chief Lapu-Lapu - Bitch-slapped Magellan for trying to edge in on his turf, and asserted Filipinos as motherfuckers not to be trifled with.

Wolf the Quarrelsome - Slaughtered away the Vikings to free Ireland from any Viking dominion.

The Predator - Your worst extraterrestrial nightmare.

Spartacus - Became a HUGE pain in the ass to the Romans after they fucked him over, lead a massive slave rebellion.

Conan of Cimmeria - An adventurer who makes sleeping with babes in the middle of a battle look like a rare art form.

Samson - One of the few people in the Bible who got legitimate superpowers.

Cuchulainn - The Irish Chuck Norris.

Rama - The Hindu God of saving princess from gigantic fucking demons.

Ali ibn Abi Talib - The first male convert to Islam and one of Mohammad's most powerful and revered warriors.

Crazy Horse - Fought bravely in the Battle of Little Big Horn for the land rights of his people.

Running Eagle - History's only female war chief.

St. Michael the Archangel - The Patron Saint of soldiers, cops, and shanking Satan in the face with an icepick.

Eugene Jacques Bullard - History's first black combat pilot, and aviation hero of WWI.

Arminius - The berserking German who dealt Rome it's greatest and most total defeat.

Ash - Good, bad, he's the guy with the gun. And the chainsaw arm.

Lu Bu - The most feared blood-raging berserker warrior of Three Kingdoms China.

Optimus Prime - A giant alien robot that transforms into a Mack Truck.

Darth Vader - It's Darth Vader. If you don't at least have some vague idea of who that is, you're probably in the wrong place.

Grutte Pier - When his house was burned down and his family murdered, this seven-foot Dutchman turned pirate and kicked ass with a 35-pound greatsword.

King Naresuan - National hero of Thailand saved his people by fighting a duel on the back of an elephant.

Krum the Horrible - Bulgar horse lord who made drinking cups out of the skulls of his slain enemies.

Dahomey Amazons - The only full-time all-female combat arms military unit in modern history.

Murad IV - Iron-fisted ruler of the Ottoman Empire.

Yuknoom the Great - Hardcore Mayan ruler who built monuments out of the skulls of his enemies and who may have once actually eaten a rival king.

Ivajlo the Cabbage - Illiterate pig farmer defeats the Mongols, marries an Empress, becomes Emperor of Bulgaria.

Harald Wartooth - The Viking King Arthur.

Nzinga Mbande - Blood-drinking, Portuguese-slaying African warrior Queen.

Boudicca - Warrior-queen of the Iceni.

Baybars - Slave to Sultan, defeated the Mongols, destroyed the Crusaders.

Monsopiad - Legendary Borneo Headhunter who took over 42 heads in combat.

Bhakti Thapa - 74 year-old Gurkha charges into battle with the Chinese, Sikhs, and British armed with a kukri knife and a double-barreled shotgun.

Trieu Thi Trinh - 19 year-old Vietnamese girl kills a person, trains in forest, raises army, fights Chinese while riding a war elephant.

Raden Wijaya - Medieval Indonesian warrior-prince kills everyone, bangs a half-dozen princesses, then tries to double-cross the Mongol Horde.

Date Masamune - Eyepatch-wearing Japanese samurai who kicked ass in the service of two shoguns.

King Clovis - The bloodthirsty Germanic barbarian asskicker who created the modern French state as we know it.

Sundiata - 13th-century West African Mandingo warrior must avenge his family and retake his rightful throne from the invincible evil sorcerer who invented the xylophone. His story becomes the basis for Disney's Lion King.

Athena - The Greek goddess of wisdom, honorable combat, and democracy, and the patron deity of every worthwhile hero in Greek mythology.

William Marshal - "The Greatest Knight that Ever Lived", he survived his first siege at age 5 and served as the main asskicker to five English kings.

Harald Fairhair - Badass Viking ruler with amazing hair who refused to cut his locks or trim his beard until he'd conquered every minor kingdom in Norway.

Erik the Red - A convicted Viking mass-murderer somehow convinces 400 people to follow him to Greenland and let him rule as their Jarl.

Abu Azrael - Iraqi militia folk hero who fights ISIS with a sword.

Oda Nobunaga - The Demon King of Feudal Japan.

North Sentinel Island - Modern-day society of tribal badass warriors who have responded to ruthlessly defend their island against anyone who sets foot near it.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Khutulun - Genghis Khan's great-great-granddaughter was unbeatable in hand-to-hand combat, an expert wrestler, and she commanded a regiment of Mongol heavy cavalry in combat.

Jeanne de Clisson - When the King of France had her husband beheaded as a traitor, the "Tigress of Britanny" assembled a fleet of black-hulled warships and personally wreaked vengeance on the Crown.

Zenobia - Warrior-queen who defied Rome, conquered Egypt, and used to spear-hunt wild panthers in the Arabian desert.

Taksin the Great - Peasant soldier becomes King and Liberator of Thailand by training an army of dual-wielding Muay Thai guerilla fighters and unleashing them on an invading enemy.

Charlemagne - The military genius who crushed the enemies of Christendom, united Europe under one ruler, and brought the continent out of the Dark Ages.

Stilicho - The last great hero of the Western Roman Empire, this Visigoth-smiting warrior defended Rome from barbarian invasion not once but twice.

Nikola Zrinski - The "Slavic Leonidas", the national hero of Croatia led 3000 men in a desperate last stand against the seemingly-endless forces of Suleiman the Magnificent.





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