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Hideaki Akaiwa - Fearless Japanese hero goes into his tsunami-flooded village to save his family.

Buck Shelford - Rugby player has ball ripped off in first half, comes back and plays the second.

Leonid Rogozov - Soviet surgeon removed his own appendix in Antarctica.

Frederick von der Trenck - 18th century German adventurer, soldier, and prison escapee.

Juliane Koepcke - 17 year old German girl survives a horrific plane crash and escapes the Amazon rain forest.

Tom Wanyandie - 78 year-old man saves his son from a bear by beating it with a stick.

Albert Johnson - The Mad Trapper of Rat River.

Hannah Duston - Frontierswoman escapes from her captors by killing them all with an axe.

Ben Nyaumbe - Man battles a giant, thirteen-foot, man-eating python for over three hours.

Harriet Tubman - Fearless conductor of the Underground Railroad.

Liver-Eating Johnson - It's not just a clever name.

Cloelia the Hostage - Heroine of the Roman Republic led a group of captive women to freedom.

Michael Groves - One man fought off a dozen Somali pirates with a fire hose.

M3 the Wolverine - The Alpha Male of the most insane family of ferocious mammals North America has to offer.

Alexander Selkirk - Stranded on an island for four years and not acting like a little bitch made this guy so awesome Daniel Defoe wrote Robinson Crusoe after him.

Joe Simpson - When climbing mountains wasn't enough, this motherfucker started climbing ice. ICE.

Bear Grylls - Has more adventure in his left nut than you have in your entire body. And he drinks his own piss.

Odysseus - The Trojan war wasn't even enough of an adventure for this guy.

Beck Weathers - Almost died scaling Mount Everest, but ended up walking down the mountain, in the dark, with frostbite in nearly every single appendage.

Eric Nerhus - Eaten by a shark and survived. By a SHARK.

Larcena Pennington - This chick made the Oregon Trail her bitch.

Molly the Cow - The insane cow that went on a wild rampage to avoid getting shipped to the slaughterhouse.

Ernest Henry Shackleton - Probably the most insane Antarctic explorer in history.

Hugh Glass - Killed a grizzly with his bare hands (hahaha puns FTW), then traveled 200 miles after being left for dead by his buddies.

Sarah Connor - The toughest, most no-nonsense asskicking female action hero of all time.

Daniel M'Mburugu - 73 year-old dude kills a wild leopard by punching it in the mouth and pulling it's tongue out of its head.

Aron Ralston - Amputated his own arm with a pocketknife in order to survive after a horrific canyoneering accident pinned him on a canyon floor.

David H. Jarvis - Coast Guard hero crossed 1500 miles through the Arctic in the dead of winter to save 250 stranded sailors.

Candido Rondon - Amazon explorer and hardass Brazilian engineer.

Tarzan - The original noble savage, and one of literature's most hardcore badasses.

Jack Pritchard - One of the FDNY's most decorated firefighters.

Yusuf Alchagirov - 80 year-old man headbutts bear, kicks it in the balls, is thrown off a cliff. He lives.

Carl Akeley - Hunter, conservationist, killed a leopard with his bare hands.

Roald Amundsen - The first man to conquer the South Pole.

Harrison Okene - Nigerian ship's cook survives 60 hours trapped in an air bubble 100 feet below the surface.

Gonzalo Guerrero - Hardcore Spanish mercenary shipwrecks on the Mexican shore, becomes war leader of the Mayans.

Kamla Devi - A 54 year-old single mother in rural India is ambushed by a man-eating leopard. She fights back with the only thing she has - an iron sickle.

Eddie Loder - The most decorated firefighter in the history of the Boston Fire Department.

Hell Roaring Healy - A life-saving legend in the Coast Guard, the first African-American to command a U.S. government vessel, and the man who single-handedly patrolled the Alaska coastline for over 20 years.

North Sentinel Island - Modern-day society of tribal badass warriors who have responded to ruthlessly defend their island against anyone who sets foot near it.

Jozef Pilsudski - The greatest warrior in modern Polish history, he escaped three prisons, defeated the Russian Army, and became hero to his people.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Peter Demontreux - New York Firefighter who leapt through a wall of flame to pull an injured man out of a massive structure fire in 2010.

Douglas Bader - 20-kill fighter ace and Battle of Britain hero who kicked German ass despite losing both of his legs in a flying accident.

Gunnhild, Mother of Kings - Queen, wife, and mother of Kings, this diabolical mastermind ruthlessly obliterated all Viking warriors who stood in her path.

Peter Freuchen - Peg-legged Danish polar explorer who lived with the Inuit, amputated his own toes with pliers, and once escaped certain death by making a knife out of his own frozen shit.

Joe Beyrle - After escaping a Nazi POW camp, this American Paratrooper joined up with the Red Army and continued kicking Fascist ass.





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