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Alasdair Mac Colla - Gaelic strongman, Scottish hero, and all-around bastard.

Ron Speirs - The cold-blooded Captain of Easy Company.

Captain James Macrae - In the face of a dick load of pirates, Macrae fought tooth and nail to keep his crew safe.

Alexander Selkirk - Stranded on an island for four years and not acting like a little bitch made this guy so awesome Daniel Defoe wrote Robinson Crusoe after him.

William Wallace - The pioneer of the quest for Scottish independence, Wallace whipped out his six foot claymore and equivalently sized dick to fight the English.

John Paul Jones - The most balls-out naval commander in American history.

Allan Pinkerton - America's first (and most badass) detective.

Fat Henry Knox - Commander of the Continental Artillery, first Secretary of War, and original American gangsta.

Andrew Carnegie - Dirt-poor immigrant becomes the richest man in the world, then donates 90% of his money to charity.

Sir Garnet Wolseley - Victorian-Era British officer who won epic campaigns from China to Canada and accomplished more heroic shit in a weekend than most soldiers do in a lifetime.

Big Bill Speakman - When Big Bill ran out of grenades, he single-handedly held off an entire Chinese brigade by throwing beer bottles and rocks at them.

Edward Longshanks - The Hammer of the Scots.





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