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Gaius Marius - The Second Founder of Rome and all-around Classical asskicker.

Cloelia the Hostage - Heroine of the Roman Republic led a group of captive women to freedom.

Marcus Cassius Scaeva - The most badass of Julius Caesar's Centurions.

Emperor Tiberius Caesar - Way too cool to handle the task of running the Roman Empire, so instead he partied all over the empire, drinking and having orgies the Roman way.

Justinian II - Emperor of the Byzantines who was a real dick about taxes and ruthless with his enemies, and even tried to arrest the Pope.

Spartacus - Became a HUGE pain in the ass to the Romans after they fucked him over, lead a massive slave rebellion.

Cincinnatus - Fixed Rome up real good, and in 16 days flat.

Caesar Augustus - Used democracy to make himself Roman Emperor.

Germanicus - The Roman Empire's most celebrated warrior.

Anna Comnena - One of the best and most complete sources of historical documentation during the Byzantine Era came from a woman who wasn't supposed to even know how to read.

Charun - The Etruscan God of beating people in the face with a hammer.

Hannibal - One of the greatest military minds in history, Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants and then crushed the Romans on their own turf.

Basil the Bulgar-Slayer - The scourge of Bulgarians.

Saint Nicholas - The patron saint of prostitutes, murderers, children, sailors, and punching heretics in the face.

Mithridates VI - The Poison King who fought Rome for 40 years and drank poison until he was immune to it.

Boudicca - Warrior-queen of the Iceni.

King Clovis - The bloodthirsty Germanic barbarian asskicker who created the modern French state as we know it.

Hercules - The Greek God of Heroes.

Locusta the Poisoner - Not even the Emperor himself was safe from this master alchemist and ancient Roman assassin.

Zenobia - Warrior-queen who defied Rome, conquered Egypt, and used to spear-hunt wild panthers in the Arabian desert.

Stilicho - The last great hero of the Western Roman Empire, this Visigoth-smiting warrior defended Rome from barbarian invasion not once but twice.





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