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Jennifer Musa - The Irish Queen of Balochistan.

Shaka Zulu - Merciless warlord who carved out Sub-Sahran Africa's most powerful Empire.

Caterina Sforza - Crazy medieval tyrant who subjected her foes to ruthless tortures.

Isabella of France - The British Queen who deposed and executed the King.

Winston Churchill - The greatest British ruler since the days of King Arthur.

King David - Poor shepherd killed a giant and became Israel's greatest King.

Zachary Taylor - 40-year military veteran, war hero, and 12th President of the United States.

Emperor Tiberius Caesar - Way too cool to handle the task of running the Roman Empire, so instead he partied all over the empire, drinking and having orgies the Roman way.

Anna Comnena - One of the best and most complete sources of historical documentation during the Byzantine Era came from a woman who wasn't supposed to even know how to read.

Teddy Roosevelt - Adventurer, explorer, soldier, American President, Medal of Honor recipient, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

The Emperor - The cruelest, most sinister supervillain in outer space, this dude shoots lightning out of his balls and kind of looks like the Pope.

Qin Shi Huangdi - The man who unified China, became the First Emperor, and set up an Imperial system that would last for two millenia.

The Duke of Caxias - The greatest war hero in Brazilian history, this rebellion-quelling military commander personally led a hardcore cavalry charge at the age of 64.

Joe Foss - 26-kill WWII fighter ace, former commissioner of the AFL, and one-time president of the NRA.

Fredegund - The Middle Ages' most bloodthirsty and ruthless queen.

John Hunyadi - The White Knight of Hungary.

Saparmurat Niyazov - The most insane dictator you've never heard of.

Basil the Bulgar-Slayer - The scourge of Bulgarians.

Stephen the Little - Ordinary dude tries to impersonate the Tsar of Russia, becomes ruler of Montenegro.

Murad IV - Iron-fisted ruler of the Ottoman Empire.

Mithridates VI - The Poison King who fought Rome for 40 years and drank poison until he was immune to it.

Fat Henry Knox - Commander of the Continental Artillery, first Secretary of War, and original American gangsta.

Baybars - Slave to Sultan, defeated the Mongols, destroyed the Crusaders.

Hammurabi - An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Aaron Burr - The most badass Vice President in American history.

John McCain - U.S. Navy pilot who flew 23 missions over North Vietnam and survived nearly six years as a prisoner of war in the Hanoi Hilton, refusing to submit despite some of the most brutal torture in the modern era.

Woodes Rogers - The man most responsible for single-handedly ending the Golden Age of Piracy in the Caribbean.

Jozef Pilsudski - The greatest warrior in modern Polish history, he escaped three prisons, defeated the Russian Army, and became hero to his people.

Gunnhild, Mother of Kings - Queen, wife, and mother of Kings, this diabolical mastermind ruthlessly obliterated all Viking warriors who stood in her path.

Santa Anna - Elected President of Mexico eleven times (and deposed twelve times), the villain of the Alamo rocked a prosthetic leg, brought bubble gum to the United States, has a sea shanty named after him, once led a military coup against himself.





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