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Kratos - The Greek God of Strength, as well as the God of Killing All The Other Gods with a Pair of Gigantic Fucking Swords.

Poseidon - The Greek God of the sea. And vengeance. And also horses, for some reason.

T'ai Djin - Shaolin Kung Fu Werewolf Grandmaster.

Hervor - Viking shield-maiden and wielder of the magical sword Tyrfing.

Diomedes - Flamethrower-toting epic hero of mythological Greece.

The Kraken - What has two giant eyes, eight legs, a couple tentacles, and an insatiable thirst for human blood?

Finn McCool - Legendary Irish warrior and world-reknowned asskicker.

Zeus - King of the Gods.

Beowulf - Mythical monster-killing hero pulled a demon's arm off with his bare hands.

John Henry - The Steel-Driving man, and the American working-class hero.

Hector of Troy - Trojan prince with a fight resume that would make you piss yourself.

Odysseus - The Trojan war wasn't even enough of an adventure for this guy.

Cuchulainn - The Irish Chuck Norris.

Rama - The Hindu God of saving princess from gigantic fucking demons.

The Headless Horseman - Headless. Horseman. Christopher. Motherfucking. Walken.

Skuld - Ancient Norse necromancer chick who summoned an army of Viking Zombies.

Perseus - The mythological uber-hero who slew the Medusa, rode Pegasus, and saved the hot naked babe from a sea monster.

Charun - The Etruscan God of beating people in the face with a hammer.

The Killer Rabbit - That's no ordinary bunny.

St. Michael the Archangel - The Patron Saint of soldiers, cops, and shanking Satan in the face with an icepick.

The Four Horsemen - The four beings charged with annihilating the Earth.

Camazotz the Death Bat - Blood-sucking Mayan Bat God of death, destruction, and TURBO MONSTER JAMS.

Monsopiad - Legendary Borneo Headhunter who took over 42 heads in combat.

The White Tights - A mysterious, possibly-mythical band of women snipers who have made life miserable for the Russians for decades.

Hercules - The Greek God of Heroes.

Athena - The Greek goddess of wisdom, honorable combat, and democracy, and the patron deity of every worthwhile hero in Greek mythology.

King Solomon - The King of Israel built the holiest place in Jewish history, and also allegedly commanded an army of Genies and could talk to birds.

Drukpa Kunley - The Patron Saint of Bhutan brought the teaching of Buddhism to the people of the land... With his boner.

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