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Khawla bint al-Azwar - Warrior heroine of the Islamic Conquest.

Mustafa Kemal Ataturk - The "Father of all Turks", and a man so revered in his homeland that it's illegal to publicly insult him.

Alp Arslan - Medieval Turkish Sultan who irrevocably crushed the power of Byzantium.

Hayreddin Barbarossa - The peasant who became a pirate, and then became the Grand Admiral of the Turkish Navy.

Hassan ibn al-Sabbah - Founder of the Hashashin, the secret Order of Assassins.

Chief Lapu-Lapu - Bitch-slapped Magellan for trying to edge in on his turf, and asserted Filipinos as motherfuckers not to be trifled with.

Akbar the Great - Indian emperor who un-fucked a lot of India.

Ali ibn Abi Talib - The first male convert to Islam and one of Mohammad's most powerful and revered warriors.

Tareg Gazel - A 19 year-old kid who fights snipers in Libya.

St. Michael the Archangel - The Patron Saint of soldiers, cops, and shanking Satan in the face with an icepick.

Babur - Founder of the Mughal Empire and one of the toughest Central Asian warlords in history.

Saladin - Scourge of the Crusaders and the greatest Muslim military commander since Mohammad.

Iko Uwais - Indonesian action hero and star of one of the most badass movies ever made.

Murad IV - Iron-fisted ruler of the Ottoman Empire.

Baybars - Slave to Sultan, defeated the Mongols, destroyed the Crusaders.

Abdul Hafiz - Army lieutenant tells his men they are invincible, leads them on suicide charge, goes into psychotic blood rage. What else do you need from me here honestly.

Sundiata - 13th-century West African Mandingo warrior must avenge his family and retake his rightful throne from the invincible evil sorcerer who invented the xylophone. His story becomes the basis for Disney's Lion King.

King Abdullah II - When ISIS killed one of his pilots, the King of Jordan is rumored to have flown the lead F-16 on the mission for revenge.

King Solomon - The King of Israel built the holiest place in Jewish history, and also allegedly commanded an army of Genies and could talk to birds.

Abu Azrael - Iraqi militia folk hero who fights ISIS with a sword.





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