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Megalodon - The most terrifying thing ever.

The Honey Badger - The world's most fearless animal.

The Kraken - What has two giant eyes, eight legs, a couple tentacles, and an insatiable thirst for human blood?

The Titanoboa - A 43 foot-long, 2,500-pound prehistoric kill-snake from Hell.

M3 the Wolverine - The Alpha Male of the most insane family of ferocious mammals North America has to offer.

Godzilla - The product of nuclear detonations in Japan, this fuck of a monster uses Tokyo as his playground. Literallly.

The Predator - Your worst extraterrestrial nightmare.

The Headless Horseman - Headless. Horseman. Christopher. Motherfucking. Walken.

Tyrannosaurus Rex - A giant carnivorous dinosaur.

The Asiatic Honey Bee - Psychotic little bees that kill gigantic evil wasps with no problem.

The Killer Rabbit - That's no ordinary bunny.

Moby-Dick - A gigantic evil Sperm Whale that crushes ships by ramming them with his face.

The Four Horsemen - The four beings charged with annihilating the Earth.

Kefka - A psychotic evil clown who becomes Emperor of the World and then turns himself into a God.

The Aggro Crag - The confetti-spewing death mountain that makes all other mountains look like flaccid micropenises.

Watermelon Monster - It's a cannonball with teeth that does kung fu and tries to bite peoples' nutsacks off. Seriously.

Haast's Eagle - A man-sized eagle that was notorious for carrying off Maori women and children and eating them.

Camazotz the Death Bat - Blood-sucking Mayan Bat God of death, destruction, and TURBO MONSTER JAMS.

The Sabertooth Tiger - Giant prehistoric lion with butcher knives for teeth.

The Pliosaur - The apex predator of the Jurassic ocean and the largest aquatic reptiles of all time.

The Panzer 1000 - In 1942 Hitler approved the construction of a 1000-pound tank so ginormous it mounted naval artillery and had a vehicle bay that carried a couple of motorcycles. This is a real thing that happened.

Komodo Dragon - Nine-foot-long carnivorous reptile that can run as fast as a human and has a bite that carries 57 strains of virulent, unsurvivable infectious bacteria.





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