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Skanderbeg - Albania's national hero is personally credited with killing over 3,000 men in combat. Jan Zizka - The One-Eyed Czech asskicker. Frederick Barbarossa - German ruler who rebuilt and expanded the Holy Roman Empire. The Winged Hussars - One of the most feared cavalry regiments of all time. Jean de Valette - Medieval commander who led 100 Knights Hospitaller in a brave defense against 200,000 Turkish warriors. Roland - One of the few people who make the French look awesome. El Cid Campeador - Spanish military commander who busted serious heads in Spain during the 11th century. Joan of Arc - The French Joan of Arc. Cuchulainn - The Irish Chuck Norris. John Hunyadi - The White Knight of Hungary. William Marshal - "The Greatest Knight that Ever Lived", he survived his first siege at age 5 and served as the main asskicker to five English kings. Edward Longshanks - The Hammer of the Scots. Charlemagne - The military genius who crushed the enemies of Christendom, united Europe under one ruler, and brought the continent out of the Dark Ages. Gotz von Berlichingen - Insanely-badass German Teutonic knight who survived five decades of war, battled enemies with a mechanical iron arm, and invented the phrase "kiss my ass".