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Joshua - Moses' successor brought the Israelites into the land of Canaan and immediately proceeded to depopulate it of all human life in a series of ultra-hardcore wars against rival kings.

Judah Maccabee - Jewish warrior leads revolt against the Selucids to avenge the desecration of the holiest temple in his religion.

King David - Poor shepherd killed a giant and became Israel's greatest King.

Imi Lichtenfeld - Israeli national hero and founder of the badass martial art Krav Maga.

Samson - One of the few people in the Bible who got legitimate superpowers.

Zvika Greengold - Fought for Israel in the Yom Kippur War, and helped stave off the Syrians with seemingly no regard for personal safety, and with a giant set of balls.

St. Michael the Archangel - The Patron Saint of soldiers, cops, and shanking Satan in the face with an icepick.

Tibor Rubin - Hungarian-born Concentration Camp survivor turned American war hero.

The Mighty Atom - Badass old-time strongman who once beat the hell out of 20 Nazis single-handedly.

Spock - The most badass first officer in science fiction history.

Avigdor Kahalani - One of the greatest armored warfare heroes in history, he held of an entire enemy tank brigade with just 30 tanks.

King Solomon - The King of Israel built the holiest place in Jewish history, and also allegedly commanded an army of Genies and could talk to birds.

Peter Freuchen - Peg-legged Danish polar explorer who lived with the Inuit, amputated his own toes with pliers, and once escaped certain death by making a knife out of his own frozen shit.

Yonatan Azarihab - After being stabbed in the neck from behind, this Israeli asskicker pulled the knife out and used it on his attacker.





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