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Shaka Zulu - Merciless warlord who carved out Sub-Sahran Africa's most powerful Empire.

Rani Lakshmibai - Sword-swinging heroine of the 1857 Indian Rebellion against England.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi - Peasant-turned-samurai unified all of Japan under one ruler.

Tomyris - Warrior-queen of the Massegetae who defeated the most powerful Emperor of the ancient world.

Darius the Great - Bloody ruler of the powerful Achaemenid Persian Empire.

Isabella of France - The British Queen who deposed and executed the King.

Winston Churchill - The greatest British ruler since the days of King Arthur.

King David - Poor shepherd killed a giant and became Israel's greatest King.

Beowulf - Mythical monster-killing hero pulled a demon's arm off with his bare hands.

Zachary Taylor - 40-year military veteran, war hero, and 12th President of the United States.

Emperor Tiberius Caesar - Way too cool to handle the task of running the Roman Empire, so instead he partied all over the empire, drinking and having orgies the Roman way.

Justinian II - Emperor of the Byzantines who was a real dick about taxes and ruthless with his enemies, and even tried to arrest the Pope.

Akbar the Great - Indian emperor who un-fucked a lot of India.

Andrew Jackson - United States President who didn't mind an occasional bullet to the chest, and would shoot your shit down if you looked at him wrong.

Queen Tamar - The Queen of Kings, this ultimately powerful warrior-ruler dominated Georgia and Central Asia for over 35 years.

Caesar Augustus - Used democracy to make himself Roman Emperor.

Ali ibn Abi Talib - The first male convert to Islam and one of Mohammad's most powerful and revered warriors.

Doctor Doom - The iron-fisted ruler of Latveria.

Tamerlane - The successor of Genghis Khan, this guy conquered half of Asia, pillaged India, and brought the Ottoman Sultan back to his palace in chains.

Ramses II - The greatest and most powerful of Egypt's mighty Pharaohs.

Teddy Roosevelt - Adventurer, explorer, soldier, American President, Medal of Honor recipient, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

The Emperor - The cruelest, most sinister supervillain in outer space, this dude shoots lightning out of his balls and kind of looks like the Pope.

Qin Shi Huangdi - The man who unified China, became the First Emperor, and set up an Imperial system that would last for two millenia.

Babur - Founder of the Mughal Empire and one of the toughest Central Asian warlords in history.

Charles XII of Sweden - Immune to pain and defeat, this guy single-handedly made Sweden a national power, then made sure that when he went down the entire country went down in flames with him.

Saladin - Scourge of the Crusaders and the greatest Muslim military commander since Mohammad.

King Naresuan - National hero of Thailand saved his people by fighting a duel on the back of an elephant.

Krum the Horrible - Bulgar horse lord who made drinking cups out of the skulls of his slain enemies.

Fredegund - The Middle Ages' most bloodthirsty and ruthless queen.

Saparmurat Niyazov - The most insane dictator you've never heard of.

Basil the Bulgar-Slayer - The scourge of Bulgarians.

Stephen the Little - Ordinary dude tries to impersonate the Tsar of Russia, becomes ruler of Montenegro.

Murad IV - Iron-fisted ruler of the Ottoman Empire.

Yuknoom the Great - Hardcore Mayan ruler who built monuments out of the skulls of his enemies and who may have once actually eaten a rival king.

Ivajlo the Cabbage - Illiterate pig farmer defeats the Mongols, marries an Empress, becomes Emperor of Bulgaria.

Harald Wartooth - The Viking King Arthur.

Nzinga Mbande - Blood-drinking, Portuguese-slaying African warrior Queen.

Mithridates VI - The Poison King who fought Rome for 40 years and drank poison until he was immune to it.

Boudicca - Warrior-queen of the Iceni.

Baybars - Slave to Sultan, defeated the Mongols, destroyed the Crusaders.

Hammurabi - An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Selim the Grim - Bloody Ottoman Sultan who doubled the size of his empire and destroyed his enemies without mercy.

Isabella of Castile - Seized the throne of Castile, drove the Moors from Spain, created the Inquisition, and financed the discovery of the New World.

Ashurnasirpal II - All-conquering bloodthirsty King of Assyria built a temple out of flayed human skin, built minarets out of human heads, then commissioned art depicting him banging fertility goddesses and strangling lions.

Raden Wijaya - Medieval Indonesian warrior-prince kills everyone, bangs a half-dozen princesses, then tries to double-cross the Mongol Horde.

King Clovis - The bloodthirsty Germanic barbarian asskicker who created the modern French state as we know it.

Jan Sobieski - The man who saved Europe by leading the largest cavalry charge in human history.

Wu Zetian - The only female Emperor of China.

Sundiata - 13th-century West African Mandingo warrior must avenge his family and retake his rightful throne from the invincible evil sorcerer who invented the xylophone. His story becomes the basis for Disney's Lion King.

Aaron Burr - The most badass Vice President in American history.

King Abdullah II - When ISIS killed one of his pilots, the King of Jordan is rumored to have flown the lead F-16 on the mission for revenge.

William of Orange - Career soldier, hero of the Netherlands, bane of the Irishmen and one tough son of a bitch.

King Solomon - The King of Israel built the holiest place in Jewish history, and also allegedly commanded an army of Genies and could talk to birds.

Harald Fairhair - Badass Viking ruler with amazing hair who refused to cut his locks or trim his beard until he'd conquered every minor kingdom in Norway.

Oda Nobunaga - The Demon King of Feudal Japan.

Jozef Pilsudski - The greatest warrior in modern Polish history, he escaped three prisons, defeated the Russian Army, and became hero to his people.

Cardinal Richelieu - The diabolical mastermind who turned France from a bankrupt war-torn country into the most dominant political superpower on the European continent.

Gunnhild, Mother of Kings - Queen, wife, and mother of Kings, this diabolical mastermind ruthlessly obliterated all Viking warriors who stood in her path.

Zenobia - Warrior-queen who defied Rome, conquered Egypt, and used to spear-hunt wild panthers in the Arabian desert.

Taksin the Great - Peasant soldier becomes King and Liberator of Thailand by training an army of dual-wielding Muay Thai guerilla fighters and unleashing them on an invading enemy.

Santa Anna - Elected President of Mexico eleven times (and deposed twelve times), the villain of the Alamo rocked a prosthetic leg, brought bubble gum to the United States, has a sea shanty named after him, once led a military coup against himself.

Edward Longshanks - The Hammer of the Scots.

Charlemagne - The military genius who crushed the enemies of Christendom, united Europe under one ruler, and brought the continent out of the Dark Ages.





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