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Skanderbeg - Albania's national hero is personally credited with killing over 3,000 men in combat.

Jan Zizka - The One-Eyed Czech asskicker.

Toussaint L'Ouverture - The slave who liberated Haiti.

Judah Maccabee - Jewish warrior leads revolt against the Selucids to avenge the desecration of the holiest temple in his religion.

Viriathus - Iberian hero who led the resistance against Rome.

Che Guevara - Revolutionary, guerrilla fighter, and bloody executioner -- the man behind the t-shirt.

Josey Wales - Joined a band of Confederate guerillas to avenge the murder of his wife and son.

Ahmad Shah Massoud - The best thing that ever happened to Afghanistan.

Pancho Villa - Tried to take the corrupt rulers out of Mexico. At least he tried.

Spartacus - Became a HUGE pain in the ass to the Romans after they fucked him over, lead a massive slave rebellion.

Juan Pajota - Filipino guerilla fighter who freed a shit load of American POW's from a Japanese camp.

Giuseppe Garibaldi - Didn't matter what country he was in, he wanted some freedom goddamnit.

Tareg Gazel - A 19 year-old kid who fights snipers in Libya.

Trấn Hưng Đạo - Vietnamese commander who defeated the Mongols by impaling their fleet on iron stakes.

Simon Bolivar - The dude who liberated pretty much every friggin' country in South America.

Nancy Wake - The most decorated Allied servicewoman of World War II.

The White Tights - A mysterious, possibly-mythical band of women snipers who have made life miserable for the Russians for decades.

Larry Thorne - Finnish Special Forces commando fought the Reds while serving with three different countries in World War II and Vietnam.

Trieu Thi Trinh - 19 year-old Vietnamese girl kills a person, trains in forest, raises army, fights Chinese while riding a war elephant.

Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck - Undefeated German WWI commander, master of African guerrilla warfare, an a man who once told Hitler to go fuck himself.

Francis Marion - The Swamp Fox, this take-no-prisoners American guerrilla warrior made life miserable for British forces across South Carolina.

Bloody Bill Anderson - One of the Civil War's most terrifying outlaws and bushwhackers.

Abu Azrael - Iraqi militia folk hero who fights ISIS with a sword.

North Sentinel Island - Modern-day society of tribal badass warriors who have responded to ruthlessly defend their island against anyone who sets foot near it.

Jozef Pilsudski - The greatest warrior in modern Polish history, he escaped three prisons, defeated the Russian Army, and became hero to his people.

Virginia Hall - 30 year CIA and OSS veteran who spent all of WWII working behind German lines with the French Resistance. She's the most-decorated female spy in American history, and she did it all with a wooden leg.

Peter Freuchen - Peg-legged Danish polar explorer who lived with the Inuit, amputated his own toes with pliers, and once escaped certain death by making a knife out of his own frozen shit.

Constance Markievicz - 20th-century Irish suffragette and revolutionary who fought the British with a nickel-plated six-shooter.

Taksin the Great - Peasant soldier becomes King and Liberator of Thailand by training an army of dual-wielding Muay Thai guerilla fighters and unleashing them on an invading enemy.





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