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Kratos - The Greek God of Strength, as well as the God of Killing All The Other Gods with a Pair of Gigantic Fucking Swords.

Poseidon - The Greek God of the sea. And vengeance. And also horses, for some reason.

Diomedes - Flamethrower-toting epic hero of mythological Greece.

Zeus - King of the Gods.

Vassilis Paleokostas - The Greek Robin Hood escaped from prison in a helicopter. Twice.

Justinian II - Emperor of the Byzantines who was a real dick about taxes and ruthless with his enemies, and even tried to arrest the Pope.

Hector of Troy - Trojan prince with a fight resume that would make you piss yourself.

Odysseus - The Trojan war wasn't even enough of an adventure for this guy.

Anna Comnena - One of the best and most complete sources of historical documentation during the Byzantine Era came from a woman who wasn't supposed to even know how to read.

Aeschylus - Greek warrior and one of the most famous playwrights of ancient history.

Perseus - The mythological uber-hero who slew the Medusa, rode Pegasus, and saved the hot naked babe from a sea monster.

The 300 Spartans - The famous last stand of King Leonidas and his 300 badasses.

Alcibiades - The sex-crazed alcoholic naval commander who helped Athens gain advantage in the Peloponnesian War, then flipped sides and won the war for Sparta.

The Black Death - The pandemic that killed more people than every war in history combined.

Basil the Bulgar-Slayer - The scourge of Bulgarians.

Saint Nicholas - The patron saint of prostitutes, murderers, children, sailors, and punching heretics in the face.

Mithridates VI - The Poison King who fought Rome for 40 years and drank poison until he was immune to it.

Themistocles - Athenian commander who took on the full might of the Persian Navy in the final defense of his homeland.

Hercules - The Greek God of Heroes.

Athena - The Greek goddess of wisdom, honorable combat, and democracy, and the patron deity of every worthwhile hero in Greek mythology.

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