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Hans-Ulrich Rudel - The most decorated combat pilot ever.

Frederick Barbarossa - German ruler who rebuilt and expanded the Holy Roman Empire.

Lothar von Arnauld - The most successful submarine commander ever.

Frederick von der Trenck - 18th century German adventurer, soldier, and prison escapee.

Juliane Koepcke - 17 year old German girl survives a horrific plane crash and escapes the Amazon rain forest.

Erwin Rommel - The Desert Fox - Hitler's most dangerous (and gentlemanly) commander.

Michael Wittmann - The top-scoring tank ace of all time.

The Headless Horseman - Headless. Horseman. Christopher. Motherfucking. Walken.

Arminius - The berserking German who dealt Rome it's greatest and most total defeat.

The Panther Tank - One of the most effective and powerful tanks ever produced.

Grutte Pier - When his house was burned down and his family murdered, this seven-foot Dutchman turned pirate and kicked ass with a 35-pound greatsword.

Fredegund - The Middle Ages' most bloodthirsty and ruthless queen.

Carl von Clausewitz - The most influential military mind of the modern era.

Larry Thorne - Finnish Special Forces commando fought the Reds while serving with three different countries in World War II and Vietnam.

Paul von Lettow-Vorbeck - Undefeated German WWI commander, master of African guerrilla warfare, an a man who once told Hitler to go fuck himself.

King Clovis - The bloodthirsty Germanic barbarian asskicker who created the modern French state as we know it.

The Panzer 1000 - In 1942 Hitler approved the construction of a 1000-pound tank so ginormous it mounted naval artillery and had a vehicle bay that carried a couple of motorcycles. This is a real thing that happened.

Baron von Ungern-Sternberg - The "Bloody Baron," this psychotic World War I Russian cavalry commander swore to horrifically butcher all who stood in the way of him forging a revived Mongol Empire.

Charlemagne - The military genius who crushed the enemies of Christendom, united Europe under one ruler, and brought the continent out of the Dark Ages.

Stilicho - The last great hero of the Western Roman Empire, this Visigoth-smiting warrior defended Rome from barbarian invasion not once but twice.

Felix Von Luckner - World War I German commerce raider who sank 64,000 tons of British shipping and destroyed 14 vessels. With a three-masted old-school sailing ship. And without killing a single person.

Gotz von Berlichingen - Insanely-badass German Teutonic knight who survived five decades of war, battled enemies with a mechanical iron arm, and invented the phrase "kiss my ass".





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