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Joshua - Moses' successor brought the Israelites into the land of Canaan and immediately proceeded to depopulate it of all human life in a series of ultra-hardcore wars against rival kings.

Hongi Hika - Brutal Maori war chief who collected the heads of his defeated enemies.

Shaka Zulu - Merciless warlord who carved out Sub-Sahran Africa's most powerful Empire.

Frederick Barbarossa - German ruler who rebuilt and expanded the Holy Roman Empire.

Toyotomi Hideyoshi - Peasant-turned-samurai unified all of Japan under one ruler.

Alp Arslan - Medieval Turkish Sultan who irrevocably crushed the power of Byzantium.

Piye - The Nubian king who installed himself as Pharaoh.

Attila the Hun - His nickname says it all: The Scourge of God.

Queen Tamar - The Queen of Kings, this ultimately powerful warrior-ruler dominated Georgia and Central Asia for over 35 years.

Caesar Augustus - Used democracy to make himself Roman Emperor.

Thanos - Possessor of the Infinity Gauntlet and grand ruler of existence.

Tamerlane - The successor of Genghis Khan, this guy conquered half of Asia, pillaged India, and brought the Ottoman Sultan back to his palace in chains.

Ramses II - The greatest and most powerful of Egypt's mighty Pharaohs.

The Emperor - The cruelest, most sinister supervillain in outer space, this dude shoots lightning out of his balls and kind of looks like the Pope.

Qin Shi Huangdi - The man who unified China, became the First Emperor, and set up an Imperial system that would last for two millenia.

Babur - Founder of the Mughal Empire and one of the toughest Central Asian warlords in history.

Charles XII of Sweden - Immune to pain and defeat, this guy single-handedly made Sweden a national power, then made sure that when he went down the entire country went down in flames with him.

Hannibal - One of the greatest military minds in history, Hannibal crossed the Alps with elephants and then crushed the Romans on their own turf.

Krum the Horrible - Bulgar horse lord who made drinking cups out of the skulls of his slain enemies.

Murad IV - Iron-fisted ruler of the Ottoman Empire.

Yuknoom the Great - Hardcore Mayan ruler who built monuments out of the skulls of his enemies and who may have once actually eaten a rival king.

Harald Wartooth - The Viking King Arthur.

Mithridates VI - The Poison King who fought Rome for 40 years and drank poison until he was immune to it.

Hernan Cortez - Conquistador who conquered the New World's most badass civilization with 600 soldiers.

Hammurabi - An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.

Selim the Grim - Bloody Ottoman Sultan who doubled the size of his empire and destroyed his enemies without mercy.

Ashurnasirpal II - All-conquering bloodthirsty King of Assyria built a temple out of flayed human skin, built minarets out of human heads, then commissioned art depicting him banging fertility goddesses and strangling lions.

Sundiata - 13th-century West African Mandingo warrior must avenge his family and retake his rightful throne from the invincible evil sorcerer who invented the xylophone. His story becomes the basis for Disney's Lion King.

Harald Fairhair - Badass Viking ruler with amazing hair who refused to cut his locks or trim his beard until he'd conquered every minor kingdom in Norway.

Oda Nobunaga - The Demon King of Feudal Japan.

Gunnhild, Mother of Kings - Queen, wife, and mother of Kings, this diabolical mastermind ruthlessly obliterated all Viking warriors who stood in her path.

Baron von Ungern-Sternberg - The "Bloody Baron," this psychotic World War I Russian cavalry commander swore to horrifically butcher all who stood in the way of him forging a revived Mongol Empire.

Zenobia - Warrior-queen who defied Rome, conquered Egypt, and used to spear-hunt wild panthers in the Arabian desert.

Charlemagne - The military genius who crushed the enemies of Christendom, united Europe under one ruler, and brought the continent out of the Dark Ages.





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