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Alexander Karelin - Ivan Drago meets Zangief. Only real.

Alasdair Mac Colla - Gaelic strongman, Scottish hero, and all-around bastard.

Albert Jacka - The most decorated Aussie of World War I.

Dipprasad Pun - Gurkha soldier fights off 30 Taliban with a machine gun and grenades.

Hongi Hika - Brutal Maori war chief who collected the heads of his defeated enemies.

Galvarino - When the Spanish cut off his hands, he strapped swords to his stumps and kept fighting.

Buck Shelford - Rugby player has ball ripped off in first half, comes back and plays the second.

Diomedes - Flamethrower-toting epic hero of mythological Greece.

The Honey Badger - The world's most fearless animal.

Finn McCool - Legendary Irish warrior and world-reknowned asskicker.

M3 the Wolverine - The Alpha Male of the most insane family of ferocious mammals North America has to offer.

Viking at Stamford Bridge - One of the most badass nameless berserkers to ever wield an axe.

Taira no Masakado - The First Samurai's fury was so implacable that he continued to rage even after he was decapitated.

William Wallace - The pioneer of the quest for Scottish independence, Wallace whipped out his six foot claymore and equivalently sized dick to fight the English.

Wolf the Quarrelsome - Slaughtered away the Vikings to free Ireland from any Viking dominion.

The Predator - Your worst extraterrestrial nightmare.

Conan of Cimmeria - An adventurer who makes sleeping with babes in the middle of a battle look like a rare art form.

Samson - One of the few people in the Bible who got legitimate superpowers.

Cuchulainn - The Irish Chuck Norris.

John Carter of Mars - The original gangsta of kicking the shit out of aliens and macking on hot space babes.

Lu Bu - The most feared blood-raging berserker warrior of Three Kingdoms China.

Ivan Drago - The genetically-engineered Soviet super-athlete.

Brian R. Chontosh - This guy single-handedly wiped out an entire company of Iraqi infantry by kicking the shit out of them and then killing them with their own guns.

Grutte Pier - When his house was burned down and his family murdered, this seven-foot Dutchman turned pirate and kicked ass with a 35-pound greatsword.

Krum the Horrible - Bulgar horse lord who made drinking cups out of the skulls of his slain enemies.

Tarzan - The original noble savage, and one of literature's most hardcore badasses.

Dahomey Amazons - The only full-time all-female combat arms military unit in modern history.

Frederick Hobson - Canadian Sergeant takes on an entire company of German soldiers with a shovel and a bayonet.

Roy Benavidez - One of the toughest war heroes in American history.

Clifford Wooldridge - U.S. Marine beats Taliban fighter to death with his own machine gun. Do you need anything more than that?

Harald Wartooth - The Viking King Arthur.

Boudicca - Warrior-queen of the Iceni.

Baybars - Slave to Sultan, defeated the Mongols, destroyed the Crusaders.

Adrian Carton de Wiart - Psychotic one-eyed British Army officer wounded 11 times in 3 wars across 3 continents.

Monsopiad - Legendary Borneo Headhunter who took over 42 heads in combat.

Bhakti Thapa - 74 year-old Gurkha charges into battle with the Chinese, Sikhs, and British armed with a kukri knife and a double-barreled shotgun.

Tibor Rubin - Hungarian-born Concentration Camp survivor turned American war hero.

Narcisco Ortilano - One Filipino warrior vs. an entire squad of Japanese infantry. Who ya got?

Charles C. Rogers - When the NVA threatened to overrun American artillery at a critical firebase, this 40 year-old math major met them with a bayonet and an assault rifle.

Raden Wijaya - Medieval Indonesian warrior-prince kills everyone, bangs a half-dozen princesses, then tries to double-cross the Mongol Horde.

King Clovis - The bloodthirsty Germanic barbarian asskicker who created the modern French state as we know it.

Brian Wood - Ambushed from two sides and pinned down by machine gun and RPG fire, this British infantryman resolved to cut his way out or die trying.

Hercules - The Greek God of Heroes.

Bloody Bill Anderson - One of the Civil War's most terrifying outlaws and bushwhackers.

Abdul Hafiz - Army lieutenant tells his men they are invincible, leads them on suicide charge, goes into psychotic blood rage. What else do you need from me here honestly.

Nina Onilova - Ukrainian orphan girl emulates her favorite movie hero by wasting Nazis with a belt-fed machine gun.

Thomas Ward Custer - George Armstrong Custer's younger brother was the first man in American history to receive two Medals of Honor. He earned them both in the same week.

Avigdor Kahalani - One of the greatest armored warfare heroes in history, he held of an entire enemy tank brigade with just 30 tanks.

Ben L. Salomon - U.S. Army dentist turn surgeon who head-butted an enemy soldier for threatening one of his patients.

Harald Fairhair - Badass Viking ruler with amazing hair who refused to cut his locks or trim his beard until he'd conquered every minor kingdom in Norway.

Abu Azrael - Iraqi militia folk hero who fights ISIS with a sword.

Jacob Pavlov - One man. One building. One million Nazis.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Ii Naomasa - The last surviving member of his samurai warrior clan, he becomes commander of "Ii's Red Devils," an elite force of shock troops in the service of the Tokugawa Shogunate.

Yonatan Azarihab - After being stabbed in the neck from behind, this Israeli asskicker pulled the knife out and used it on his attacker.





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