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Cherokee Bill - The toughest, meanest, and most feared outlaw in the Indian Territories.

The 21 Sikhs - 21 Sikhs fight a last stand against 10,000 rampaging tribesmen.

Hongi Hika - Brutal Maori war chief who collected the heads of his defeated enemies.

George Mayow - Second-in-command during the Charge of the Light Brigade.

Jonathan R. Davis - A lone gunslinger who took down an entire bandit gang by himself.

William McBryar - Buffalo soldier and twenty-year U.S. Army veteran, he received a Medal of Honor fighting the Apache and was one of the first black officers in the history of the U.S. military.

T'ai Djin - Shaolin Kung Fu Werewolf Grandmaster.

Shaka Zulu - Merciless warlord who carved out Sub-Sahran Africa's most powerful Empire.

Ned Kelly - Australian bushranger fought a last stand in a homemade suit of plate armor.

Rani Lakshmibai - Sword-swinging heroine of the 1857 Indian Rebellion against England.

Torii Mototada - Commander of the Japanese Alamo.

Ranavalona the Cruel - The Mad Queen of Madagascar.

Doc Holliday - The infamous half-insane, alcoholic, gunfighting dentist.

Harriet Tubman - Fearless conductor of the Underground Railroad.

John L. Sullivan - Last of the great bare-knuckle boxers.

Geronimo - Apache warrior fought a twenty-five year war against both the U.S. and Mexico.

Nikola Tesla - King of the mad scientists.

Liver-Eating Johnson - It's not just a clever name.

The Duke of Wellington - One of Britain's all-time greatest heroes and the man who put an end to Napoleon's antics.

Zachary Taylor - 40-year military veteran, war hero, and 12th President of the United States.

Josey Wales - Joined a band of Confederate guerillas to avenge the murder of his wife and son.

Osceola - American Indian who challenged the United States in the age old disagreement between American Indians and white people of the principles of land ownership.

John Barclay Armstrong - The Texas Ranger that all old west outlaws feared.

Agustina de Aragón - Known as "The Spanish Joan of Arc", this lady helped keep the French from occupying Saragossa during the Napoleonic Age.

John Henry - The Steel-Driving man, and the American working-class hero.

William Travis - Fought alongside other badasses like Davy Crockett and James Bowie in the Battle of the Alamo. They were all disappointed to find out that there is no basement in the Alamo.

Jean Danjou - Commander of the French Foreign Legion so badass the nation of France leads an annual parade with his fake hand.

Ben Thompson - Gunslinger who at one point or another held every badass occupation in the Old West.

Andrew Jackson - United States President who didn't mind an occasional bullet to the chest, and would shoot your shit down if you looked at him wrong.

The Sateré Mawé - Keepers of the Bullet Ants, which is exactly what it sounds like.

Giuseppe Garibaldi - Didn't matter what country he was in, he wanted some freedom goddamnit.

Ching Shih - A female pirate in charge of a fleet so powerful it kicked the shit out of the Chinese Imperial Navy.

The Headless Horseman - Headless. Horseman. Christopher. Motherfucking. Walken.

Larcena Pennington - This chick made the Oregon Trail her bitch.

Crazy Horse - Fought bravely in the Battle of Little Big Horn for the land rights of his people.

Running Eagle - History's only female war chief.

Richard Francis Burton - The manliest writer of all time.

Teddy Roosevelt - Adventurer, explorer, soldier, American President, Medal of Honor recipient, and Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Simon Bolivar - The dude who liberated pretty much every friggin' country in South America.

John Carter of Mars - The original gangsta of kicking the shit out of aliens and macking on hot space babes.

Hugh Glass - Killed a grizzly with his bare hands (hahaha puns FTW), then traveled 200 miles after being left for dead by his buddies.

Moby-Dick - A gigantic evil Sperm Whale that crushes ships by ramming them with his face.

Bass Reeves - Runaway slave who became one of most successful lawmen and gunfighters of the American West.

The Duke of Caxias - The greatest war hero in Brazilian history, this rebellion-quelling military commander personally led a hardcore cavalry charge at the age of 64.

David H. Jarvis - Coast Guard hero crossed 1500 miles through the Arctic in the dead of winter to save 250 stranded sailors.

Ignacio Zaragoza - Hero of the Battle of Puebla and the reason why Cinco de Mayo is a holiday.

Allan Pinkerton - America's first (and most badass) detective.

Candido Rondon - Amazon explorer and hardass Brazilian engineer.

Sir Isaac Brock - Balls-out "Hero of Upper Canada" who captured Detroit during the War of 1812 without losing a single man.

Saparmurat Niyazov - The most insane dictator you've never heard of.

Dahomey Amazons - The only full-time all-female combat arms military unit in modern history.

Stagecoach Mary - Hard-drinking, hard-fighting Old West mail carrier.

Christopher Lee - World War II Commando, master fencer, Dracula.

John Nicholson - Victorian British war hero who kept a human head on his desk and hunted tigers with a sword.

Frederick Hobson - Canadian Sergeant takes on an entire company of German soldiers with a shovel and a bayonet.

Edith Garrud - The militant Suffragette who judo flipped cops.

Roald Amundsen - The first man to conquer the South Pole.

Adrian Carton de Wiart - Psychotic one-eyed British Army officer wounded 11 times in 3 wars across 3 continents.

Bhakti Thapa - 74 year-old Gurkha charges into battle with the Chinese, Sikhs, and British armed with a kukri knife and a double-barreled shotgun.

Carl von Clausewitz - The most influential military mind of the modern era.

Eugene Vidocq - The father of modern detective work.

The Mighty Atom - Badass old-time strongman who once beat the hell out of 20 Nazis single-handedly.

Samuel White Baker - An old-school British colonial explorer, writer, and soldier who dedicated his entire life to badass adventure.

Joseph Gallieni - Exactly one hundred years ago today, this man saved Paris by fighting the Germans with an army of taxicabs.

Andrew Carnegie - Dirt-poor immigrant becomes the richest man in the world, then donates 90% of his money to charity.

Bloody Bill Anderson - One of the Civil War's most terrifying outlaws and bushwhackers.

Aaron Burr - The most badass Vice President in American history.

Hell Roaring Healy - A life-saving legend in the Coast Guard, the first African-American to command a U.S. government vessel, and the man who single-handedly patrolled the Alaska coastline for over 20 years.

Klondike Joe Boyle - Yukon gold-mining Secret Agent who managed a Stanley Cup hockey team, outfitted a WWI machine gun company, stole the Romanian crown jewels from a vault in Moscow, one fought a shark with a knife.

The Battle of Gettysburg - The epic turning point of a war to determine the fate of America forever.

Thomas Ward Custer - George Armstrong Custer's younger brother was the first man in American history to receive two Medals of Honor. He earned them both in the same week.

North Sentinel Island - Modern-day society of tribal badass warriors who have responded to ruthlessly defend their island against anyone who sets foot near it.

Jozef Pilsudski - The greatest warrior in modern Polish history, he escaped three prisons, defeated the Russian Army, and became hero to his people.

Sir Garnet Wolseley - Victorian-Era British officer who won epic campaigns from China to Canada and accomplished more heroic shit in a weekend than most soldiers do in a lifetime.

Edward L. Baker - Lars Ulrich's great-godfather was a hardcore Old West Buffalo Soldier Sergeant-Major who fought Apaches under Geronimo and stormed San Juan Hill with Teddy Roosevelt.

John Coffee Hays - One of the toughest and most celebrated Texas Rangers on the Wild West frontier.

Santa Anna - Elected President of Mexico eleven times (and deposed twelve times), the villain of the Alamo rocked a prosthetic leg, brought bubble gum to the United States, has a sea shanty named after him, once led a military coup against himself.





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