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Toussaint L'Ouverture - The slave who liberated Haiti.

Hongi Hika - Brutal Maori war chief who collected the heads of his defeated enemies.

Frederick von der Trenck - 18th century German adventurer, soldier, and prison escapee.

Edward Low - The Caribbean's bloodiest and most brutal pirate.

Hannah Duston - Frontierswoman escapes from her captors by killing them all with an axe.

Mai Bhago - Sikh warrior-saint led a group of deserters to bloody redemption.

The Duke of Wellington - One of Britain's all-time greatest heroes and the man who put an end to Napoleon's antics.

Zachary Taylor - 40-year military veteran, war hero, and 12th President of the United States.

Baba Deep Singh - Not even chopping this guy's head off could stop him from avenging his faith.

Marquis de Lafayette - With a major axe to grind on England's face, Lafayette joined forces with George Washington during the American Revolution to help cock slap the British.

Captain James Macrae - In the face of a dick load of pirates, Macrae fought tooth and nail to keep his crew safe.

Alexander Selkirk - Stranded on an island for four years and not acting like a little bitch made this guy so awesome Daniel Defoe wrote Robinson Crusoe after him.

Anne Bonny - A pirate with breasts. And balls.

John Paul Jones - The most balls-out naval commander in American history.

Charles XII of Sweden - Immune to pain and defeat, this guy single-handedly made Sweden a national power, then made sure that when he went down the entire country went down in flames with him.

Bartholomew Roberts - The most successful and dangerous pirate to ever live.

Sir Isaac Brock - Balls-out "Hero of Upper Canada" who captured Detroit during the War of 1812 without losing a single man.

Casimir Pulaski - Polish rebel who invented American Cavalry and led a Legion of European lancers in the American Revolution.

Dahomey Amazons - The only full-time all-female combat arms military unit in modern history.

Stephen the Little - Ordinary dude tries to impersonate the Tsar of Russia, becomes ruler of Montenegro.

Fat Henry Knox - Commander of the Continental Artillery, first Secretary of War, and original American gangsta.

Bhakti Thapa - 74 year-old Gurkha charges into battle with the Chinese, Sikhs, and British armed with a kukri knife and a double-barreled shotgun.

Carl von Clausewitz - The most influential military mind of the modern era.

Eugene Vidocq - The father of modern detective work.

Francis Marion - The Swamp Fox, this take-no-prisoners American guerrilla warrior made life miserable for British forces across South Carolina.

Aaron Burr - The most badass Vice President in American history.

Banastre Tarleton - The most feared and hated man in the Americas during the Revolution.

Woodes Rogers - The man most responsible for single-handedly ending the Golden Age of Piracy in the Caribbean.

Chevalier de Saint-Georges - Master fencer, superstar celebrity, violin-shredding virtuoso, the first black composer, and military commander of the first black infantry regiment in European history.

Taksin the Great - Peasant soldier becomes King and Liberator of Thailand by training an army of dual-wielding Muay Thai guerilla fighters and unleashing them on an invading enemy.





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