Your Sir Francis Drake article was missing a few key points to why he is the friggin man:
Sir Francis Drake is the master of Spanish Booty. He sailed the seas and returned to his homeland with so much Spanish booty that he was sworn to secrecy by Queen Elizabeth. Upon returning home, Queen Elisabeth saw just how much booty he was packing that she could not help but grab it. After grabbing Sir Francis Drake's booty, she knighted him the mayor of Plymouth on the deck of the Golden Hind (Drake's badass boat).
Forever in our hearts, Sir Francis Drake ( | )